It was a great time at the GOD HATES FAGS rally Saturday morning! I have not laughed so much in weeks. I was one of the first to arrive. I went to Kinko's and "blew up" a fake photo of U.B.L. humping G.W.B. - With some fake Jeff Gannon photos thown in for good measure. You know the one of El Presidente rubbing the fake reporter/military escort's bald head! These soccer mom type ladies came up to me and started asking me questions. I told them It's been 1,314 days since G.W.B. said he'd catch U.B.L. 'Dead or Alive', adding that he is probably a dead nemesis perpeturated by the U.S. Government. So I was standing on a street corner alone, and from across the street the queer/anti-war people started flipping me off! There is no anti-war movement in this country, and the Dubya Dubya Three is right around the corner. Then out of nowhere the soccer moms started whipping out color coded signs around me. GOD HATES FAGS! THE POPE IS IN HELL! THANK GOD FOR 9/11! Then my jaw dropped open when the lady said they thought Bush was a pervert too, and that they got gassed protesting at the innaguration. I got maced and gassed once for peacefully protesting by the UNM police and APD, and it really pissed me off. My mind started spinning. They said I could stand with them even if I didn't agree, But when the paparrazi and "news" people closed in I felt kind of creepy so I went over to stand alone on the other side of the street. After a while I went and mingled with the people dressed in Elmo suits and Angel wings. There were lots of good looking guys and girls around kissing and chanting. Then some "anti-war" Gulf War 1 Vet trys to rip up my sign because it doesn't support the troops! So both sides hate the President, hate the Vatican, and hate each other? Hate can be a good thing. I hate liars. I hate child molesters. I hate terrorists and smart bombers. I'm neither right or left. I'm pro-life and pro-choice. I'm not a democrat or republican. WAKE UP ! Something big is gonna happen. The cognitive dissonance is spreading. This country is falling apart. I gave my sign to the vet to rip up and left.